Which Brand Name should we choose, and does it matter?
Turn on the lights and watch the roaches scatter,
such a crass and self-important crowd,
ignorant, belligerent and loud.
As from a clown car they keep streaming,
strident, raving, darkly scheming,
smug and white, convinced they're right,
they all compete to lead the fight.
Line 'em up together, take your pick.
They all add up to zero in my arithmetic.
Whichever one is picked to lead the Wrecking Crew.
I'm with the other team, the ones they're out to screw.